Logs should carry health and safety warnings! Why? I hear you cry. Well, because this happens:
A handy log to get closer to the ducks
The ducks cheated and swam away, better head back to dry land:
Argh, narrower than previously advertised!!
Yep, I’m a gonna!
Mum was no use what-so-ever due to the uncontrollable laughter. I failed to see the funny side of this tragedy…. so I made sure I rolled in lots of dirt afterwards